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"Asian airlines offer new deal to customers... Pay only upon arrival!"
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"I'm going to major in Philosophy when I go to college... ...so one day I can ask '*Why* do you want fries with that?'"
"Looking for a girlfriend is a lot like fishing There's a lot of fish in the sea but until you find one its just you and your rod"
"Why do Norwegians drive Chevys? They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord."
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"What's the difference between Ignorance and Apathy? I don't know and I don't care."
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"What was Confucius' favorite comfort food? Macaroni and Qi."
"What do you call a phallic music scale, crushed under a piano? D-flat"