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Joke of the Day
"Asian airlines offer new deal to customers... Pay only upon arrival!"
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"What do you call a fake Irish diamond? A shamrock."
"Kardashian How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. They just hold it up because the world revolves around them."
"What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare-line."
"Whats the point in picking up a bag of pills... ...if you are just going to drop them?"
"What do vegetarian worms eat?? Linda Mcartney"
"I'm sorry I said the Nazis were also a party when you invited me to celebrate your kid's first birthday."
"Did you know that Diarrhea can kill you? Even if you only drink a little bit."
"[Guy on the Death Star who's really sick of hearing Vader's breathing but is too scared to say anything]: I'm going to put on some music"
"What do you do when nothing goes right? Go left"