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Joke of the Day
"Where do mathematicians go to gamble? Sine city"
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"Somebody told me I need to give my new Smart Car a name. So I called it 'Octomom' because even though I can technically fit 8 people in there, it doesn't mean it's a good idea."
"Hating people takes too much energy. I just pretend they're dead."
"Stand in a crowd, put your finger to your ear secret agent style, say out loud ""target is in site!"", see who panics."
"What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread? A clubbed sandwich"
"Video games should be banned. My son just threw a turtle shell at a walking mushroom then disappeared down a green tube. Someone call 911."
"A dyslectic man entered a Bra."
"I feel bad for people who suck at simulations. You can say, for them, i feel... Sim-pathetic! (Ba-dum-tuss)"
"Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania? Dracula's dentist."
"*walks into interview* Thanks for coming in today. I'm Mr. Maballsonya, but please call me Phil. *walks out of interview*"