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Joke of the Day
"When my wife and I have a disagreement, I always have the last word... usually it's, ""Yes Dear"""
Next Joke
"Picking up McDonald's coffee now for tomorrow morning. Hopefully, it'll be cooled down by then."
"My ex wife is like the Mona Lisa I mean, she's not that pretty or anything, but I would be damn near ecstatic if I came home and found her hanging in the living room"
"Why is the Angel of Death so socially awkward? Because he sucks at life."
"Going to a Kenny G concert must feel like being on hold for two hours."
"You know its been a long night... [NSFW] When you stick the razor in the hooker, and your dick in the coke"
"The other day, an ex girlfriend of mine was hit by a bus near my house And I thought to myself ""that could've been me"" Then I remembered - I can't drive a bus"
"A baby horse is found injured. The cause of the injury is unknown, but foal play is suspected."
"What's the difference between my penis and the Three Stooges? Women don't point and laugh at the Three Stooges."
"People who matter don't judge, & people who judge, don't matter."