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Joke of the Day

"You know its been a long night... [NSFW] When you stick the razor in the hooker, and your dick in the coke"

"My husband and I are thinking about leaving everything to our dog. What he will do with $20.00 I don't know. But I hope he enjoys it."

"What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland? 5 years."

"a really bad joke i made up and thought it should be shared with everyone. Q.how do dogs communicate? A. by pee-mail"

"Why is the Energizer Bunny such a slut? He takes 2 Ds at the same time"

"Why do old people read the bible so much? I asked my grandad the other day ""why do old people read the bible so much?"" He replied ""cause we're cramming for finals"""

"Why do midgets laugh while running through the yard? Because the grass tickles their nuts..."

"Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man? A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)"

"Why did the Indian not show up for work? He was Sikh."

"what you call a Chinese man with a camera? Phil ming"