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Joke of the Day
"Why is the Angel of Death so socially awkward? Because he sucks at life."
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"I put a lot of basil, parsley, rosemary and thyme in my old Volkswagen Beetle... ..it became herby."
"What made the quality assurance supervisor in an Amazon warehouse laugh? this"
"i wanna see the masterchef jr deleted scenes that HAVE to exist of gordon ramsay calling a kid the c-word for trying to julienne a snickers"
"Judge: You're out of order! Lawyer: This whole court room is out of order! *I burst in* Me: THE VENDING MACHINE IN THE LOBBY IS OUT OF ORDER"
"TRAINER: you know what they say ME: no pain! lo mein! TRAINER: it's ""no gain"" ME: (eating Chinese food) i like this better"
"Why is Ireland the richest country in the world? ...her capital has been Dublin for years"
"How do they promote safe sex in Wales? They put signs next to the sheep that kick"
"I'd have more sympathy for Sony's alleged loss of $200 million if that weren't the cost of like three large popcorns at any movie theater."
"Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket? Because he was in de-nile"