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Joke of the Day
"People who matter don't judge, & people who judge, don't matter."
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"Did you know 50% of Asians in America have cataracts? The other half drive Lincolns"
"Decided to watch the lunar eclipse tonight... Couldn't see the moon"
"Everyone is entitled to my opinion."
"Did you hear about the day when Hagrid took Harry, mashed him up, put him in a blender with ice cream and drank him? Yer a Blizzard, Harry."
"An eskimo was showing another eskimo pictures of his house... ... The other eskimo said ""That's an ice picture!""."
"Marriage is like Thanksgiving dinner You can make it last, but it gets a little worse every day."
"My Dad should be in the Guinness Book Of World Records. I'm pretty sure no one has ever taken twenty seven years to go and get a pint of milk."
"TRUMP: Let's get that Muslim Band going ""Band? We thought you said ban"" TRUMP: No way, that's harsh. Also, how's that Mexican mall coming?"
"Dont be a racist, be like Mario... he is an Italian plumber created by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican that jumps like a black man and grabs coins like a Jew."