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Joke of the Day

"A baby horse is found injured. The cause of the injury is unknown, but foal play is suspected."

"If you try to rip somebody's head off, I suggest you train for it first. If you don't succeed it makes the following few minutes awkward."

"Someone needs to tell Madonna you can't call it ""Girls Gone Wild"" when you're a 100."

"So a girl once asked me... ""Hey wanna come over? Nobody will be home."" So I came over. And nobody was home."

"The full time football result is in: Real Madrid - 4... Surreal Madrid - fish"

"Why was the Winemaker arrested Because he was a serial grapist!"

"ITALIAN FOOD WHAT IS AN ITALIAN LESBIANS FAVORITE FOOD? CUNNINGLINGUINI !"

"How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ? Diagon alley"

"Hey Seattle, wanna win the Superbowl? ""No thanks, we'll pass"""

"Sorry, but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, a feather off a hawk and the blood of a unicorn."