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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side."
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"I weighed myself today, then I ate the scale."
"[first day as a bartender] Customer: gimme a scotch on the rocks Me [scrunching towel into glass]: I know lemonade, I can do lemonade"
"Did you hear about the bear that fell into water and disappeared? He was polar."
"How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They rearranged the living room furniture."
"I was told I look like a nazi soldier... And I said, ""no, this is a Wehrmacht uniform""."
"How do you throw a party in space? You planet."
"I woke up today with a blowjob... that's the last time I fall asleep on a train with my mouth open"
"Home is anyplace where you don't have to wear pants."
"Double standards are amazing. If I take my top off I'm called a ""poser"". But if a women does it, suddenly I'm not allowed to masturbate?"