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Joke of the Day
"How do you throw a party in space? You planet."
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"What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito? Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector."
"Helping a friend So I got a text from my friend this morning telling me he was going to kill himself. Do I reply? Or just leave him hanging."
"Those rappers seem to have an unhealthy interest in female dogs, don't they?"
"Why was the airport depressed? It had a terminal illness."
"Another blonde joke A blonde tells her husband 'I've been thinking' He replies 'Take two aspirin, the pain will clear right up'."
"New day, same old bullshit."
"i just foumd out that humpty dumpty is suposed to be an egg. nowhere in the humpty dumpty poem does it say that humpty dumpty is a egg"
"What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common? They both have a hated governor."
"[karate tournament] coach: Billy sweep the leg! me in the crowd: haha hey billy vacuum his head! *Billy just wails opponent with a Dyson*"