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Joke of the Day
"I woke up today with a blowjob... that's the last time I fall asleep on a train with my mouth open"
Next Joke
"Sorry I have been gone for the last two days, my son had a quick story to tell me"
"Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming"
"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him, he won't be able to come to you."
"Why don't blind people skydive??? Because it scares the shit out of their dogs."
"Sorry if this is a repost but I'm new here Why are hurricanes named after women's? Because they're wild and wet when they come but when they leave, they take the house and car."
"What's ET short for...? Because he's got little legs."
"After this week, Donald Trump is so angry at the theater that ... he's going to build a 4th Wall."
"I went to Thailand... Saw a hot girl in the bar. I kept telling myself ""don't get a erection, don't get a erection"". After 5 mins, it happened.. She got a erection"
"Penises are like internet connections Having a big pipe is great, but it doesn't do you much good if you don't have any uptime."