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Joke of the Day

"Double standards are amazing. If I take my top off I'm called a ""poser"". But if a women does it, suddenly I'm not allowed to masturbate?"

"Funny, those Baby Einstein videos don't mention anything about how he fled Baby Europe to escape the Baby Nazis."

"My Lecturer asked me why i was failing my class ""Is it ignorance or apathy?"", he said. Honestly, I don't know and I don't care."

"[job interview] ""Have any questions?"" Think the 3 Little Pigs hired the Big Bad Wolf to blow their houses down to collect insurance money?"

"As a white person, I have a primal fear of getting lost in the snow."

"I slapped Kim Kardashian's ass once I don't like his music."

"Why Wasn't Hitler Allowed to Host Jeapoardy? He kept asking the contestants if their answers were their final solution."

"How do you lead a horse to water? With lots of carrots."

"There's a reason why ""sober"" and ""so bored"" sound almost exactly the same."

"If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Mexican name?"