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Joke of the Day
"Home is anyplace where you don't have to wear pants."
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"What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage"
"What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is? It's a mystery."
"The grass is always greener on the other side Because if we let you in you'd just ruin it for the rest of us."
"Why do Stormtroopers never laugh? Because they always miss the joke"
"Just watched Jersey Shore for 5 minutes and now I realize why we have to do things like write ""do not eat"" on dry silica packets"
"What do you call five tomatoes? A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER."
"I went to the library and asked if they had the book about tiny penises... The librarian said, ""I don't think it's in yet."" I said, ""Yes, that's the one."""
"Bill Cosby told me a funny joke last night. But I can't remember it."
"Next time a stranger talks to me when I'm alone, I will look at them shocked and whisper ""You can see me?"".."