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Joke of the Day
"How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They rearranged the living room furniture."
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"Four Redditors... ...six opinions."
"Just realized I've never ""axed"" anyone a question in my whole life."
"Chuck Norris got in touch with his feminine side, and promptly got her pregnant."
"I used to be a banker...... but then I got fired."
"Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs? Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan."
"What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink? Decalfinated."
"What do you call a Chinese fanatasy series? Lord Of The Chinks"
"What are some really stupid jokes? One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar? Students: Sacan? Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Why did the midget laugh while walking across the field? Because the grass tickled his balls."