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Joke of the Day

"How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They rearranged the living room furniture."

"What is the fastest animal in the world? The Ethiopian chicken."

"What is the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer. A bad lawyer can make a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer."

"What has 4 wheels and flies? A garbage truck! Ha ha!"

"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity I just can't put it down!"

"I learned a lot of Mandarin in just one semester! Though I could have sworn the syllabus said ""Calculus 2""."

"I run from my car all the way to the front door of McDonald's because fitness is a lifestyle"

"someone asked me if i liked having long hair... i told them i didn't at first but it kinda grew on me."

"My poem: I dig, you dig, we dig, she dig, he dig, they dig. It's not a very good poem, but it's very deep."

"I stopped a girl from getting raped last week It wasn't very hard. I just stopped chasing her."