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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the bear that fell into water and disappeared? He was polar."
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"What do you call a promiscuous hippy? Whore-ganic"
"My penis is nicknamed ""The Titanic""... ""Because it's so big?"" ""No,because it is a tragedy."""
"What do 2 Chinese people call their black child Sum ting wong"
"Loving someone and not expressing it is like wrapping a gift and not giving it."
"Q: Did I ever tell you the story about the broken pencil? A: It had no point."
"I understand why abortion is a touchy subject (NSFW) Because on one hand I'm all for killing babies but I really don't think women should have a choice in the matter"
"I'm taking my niece and nephew to the corn maze today. If I can't lose them there, I'll try the mall again."
"Insomnia causes questionable browser history."
"10 years ago, if you would've told me that I'd be having a daughter at 28, I would've murdered you for being a robot from the future."