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Joke of the Day
"Vladimir Putin was recently late to a meeting He was really Russian"
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"If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib!"
"Him: ""I killed the spider for you. He suffered."" Me: ( slowly turns around in swivel chair) ""Splendid."""
"Have you heard about the goodweather witch? She's forecasting sunny spells."
"[car dealership] ""Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?"" *Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* ""Oh."""
"What do you call a boat that gives you nothing but trouble? A woe boat."
"What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair brown? Artificial intelligence."
"What did Mr. T say when he saw a fat woman sitting at the bar? ""I pity the stool."""
"About a week ago, my Girlfriend developed anorexia Ever since then, I've been seeing less and less of her."
"Why is vagina better than cake? Because you can have your vagina and eat it, too!"