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Joke of the Day

"If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib!"

"Some guy tried to cut me off in traffic and I screamed, ""I'm wearing a sports bra to a business meeting, I am afraid of nothing!"""

"I'd tell you guys a pizza joke, but... ...it's cheesy."

"What's the difference between me and a calendar? The calendar has dates *sigh*"

"The Quran is like weed If you burn it you get stoned."

"How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Penis. I mean, 1."

"How do cows move in groups? Si-MOO-taniously"

"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns but I soon realized that toucan play at that game."

"My therapist encouraged me to stop bending over backwards for people. But just between us, I really miss yoga."

"I was in bed with my two girlfriends this morning.. How do you start a rave in Africa? Pencil. Am i doing this right? ( sorry for bad English I'm from Wales)"