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Joke of the Day

"Why is vagina better than cake? Because you can have your vagina and eat it, too!"

"I wanna make a toast, to all of you. But i have no bread."

"how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Sikhs"

"[1st day as a paramedic] me: can you point to where it hurts cyclist: [points at his severed leg at the other side of the road]"

"People who say gays are destroying the fabric of society have obviously never seen what a gay man can do with fabric."

"What was the butcher doing when he got caught? Beating his meat."

"What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, it's white and it's Asian."

"Why did the banker eat lunch by himself? Because he was a loaner."

"The problem with today's children is that today's parents are idiots."

"My penis is only 6 inches long... But it smells like a foot."