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Joke of the Day

"What did Mr. T say when he saw a fat woman sitting at the bar? ""I pity the stool."""

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"Engraved on a hypochondriac's tombstone... See, I told you I was sick."
"""EVERYONE IS ENGAGED BUT YOU"" - facebook"
"Q: Where do bees go on their day off? A: To the wax museum."
"The worst part about looking for a job is if you're successful, you end up with a job."
"Damn girl, you're like the first slice in a loaf of bread Everyone touches you but nobody wants you."
"Thank god attorneys let us know they're attorneys ""at law"" so we don't assume they're attorneys at garlic bread or something."
"I have a good gay joke so good it will make your hole weak."
"What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste!"
"What Google Drive app is reserved for Jews? Google Gasroom"