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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair brown? Artificial intelligence."
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"Why don't Natives like snow? Because it's white, and it's on their land."
"The trick to successfully backing out of a parking space is to not care what happens to you or anyone else."
"Did you know drinking beer makes you smart? It made Bud wiser."
"[vacuuming] Pick up your feet please. Kid on sofa: No! Ok *sucks kid into vacuum feet first* *turns to next kid* Pick up your feet please."
"Hey, guys. Love college basketball? You should see this thing CBS is doing this weekend. Crazy!"
"My mom said she's going to dig a hole in the garden and fill it full of water.... ....she means well"
"Somebody told the terminator to update his Microsoft windows, his response- ""I still love vista, baby"""
"when is it okay to punch a midget?(X-post fron r/meanjokes) When he stands next to your girlfriend and says that her hair smells nice."
"[baby wakes up in the middle night] ""Go back to sleep, hun. I'll sort it out."" [puts baby on eBay]"