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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair brown? Artificial intelligence."
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"Two Muffins are sitting in an oven One Muffin looks at the other and says: ""Boy, it sure is hot in here"" The other muffin turns and screams; ""Holy Crap! A talking Muffin!"""
"If emotional scars were visible, strip clubs would go out of business very quickly."
"*gets shot* ""Lassie im hurt, quick get pa"" *Lassie gives me her paw* ""lol i see what you did there girl"" *we both laugh as i bleed out*"
"Just finished building doors for my fish. I'm highly skilled in the field of carp-entry."
"how do you know when you are in love? When she taps you on the ass and says ""Its in *Love*"" **Taxi**"
"Donald Trump Does this count as putting the punchline in the title?"
"Why is there so much ""twang"" in Country music? It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding."
"Why did the chicken run across the road? Because walking is for suckers."
"Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto? A: Music Minus One."