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Joke of the Day

"Press Conference: How do you respond to accusations that you over sexualize everything? Me: *slowly takes entire microphone into mouth*"

"I'm so drunk right now I just walked into Canadian customs and shouted ""Why y'all checkin' me?! Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!"""

"What the difference between a black guy and a donut? One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it"

"Why is it easy for chicks to talk ? Because talk is cheep !"

"Sex is like a game of cards. ....if you Dont have a good partner you better have a good hand!!!!"

"What do you call a hooker in Alaska? Frostitute"

"Why do japanese have small eye slits? because nuclear explosions are so fucking bright. (i'm going to hell for this)"

"How are men like fuses? Once they're blown, they're useless."

"The detective knew exactly what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case."

"Awesome hanging with yall just real quick can you guys not tag me in the pictures cause a few years ago I accidentally faked my own death"