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Joke of the Day
"A Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents named him: "" Sudden Lee""."
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"Nothing beats a woman with a great voice. Except Chris Brown."
"Why do people leave letters at the football ground ? They want to catch the last goal-post !"
"Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow."
"How about the No Bucket Challenge? Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it."
"Consciousness: That annoying time between naps."
"So Bill Cosby and Darren Sharper walked into the bar... I would tell you what happened next but for some reason I can't remember a thing from that night."
"""Say ur a bad girl"" I'm a bad girl ""oooh yeah, and tell me what bad girls do..."" ooh i'm gonna sign up for 3 months of yoga and only go twice"
"Why did the rooster buy mittens? So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now"
"-currently looking for an adult -Realizing I'm an adult -Now looking for an older adult -Someone successful at adulting -An adultier adult"