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Joke of the Day

"[joke request] Civil engineering jokes, (Bridges, sewers, roads, engineers in general) What is the best joke you have related to Civil Engineering."

"Look, lady, you can either be disappointed that I have an average penis, or excited that I have a GIGANTIC micropenis."

"[Warning a bit racist joke] What do you say to a black guy in a suit ? Will the defendant please rise !"

"How do you know your S&M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number."

"What's the best thing about twenty nine year olds? There's 20 of them"

"What's the difference between your mom and a chicken coop? There's a limit to the number of cocks that can fit into the coop."

"MRW when FineBros start losing subscribers rapidly... *gets sued*"

"Cashier: Cute kid, how old? Mom: Thank you, 28 months & 4days. What's my total? Cashier: Your total is 756 quarters & 8 dimes. #cashierlife"

"What kind of phone does a molester have? the iTouch. ( lame but I made it up in class when I was like 15 lmfao)"

"My car is equipped with the best anti-theft device in Florida. I call it ""No air conditioning""."