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Joke of the Day

"The main reason I'm single is because every woman I date tries to hoard the red skittles & I'm not cool with that shit."

"Scientists have finally proved that Friday the 13th IS unlucky Trump is still alive"

"What do you call an African disease that only affects the math geniuses? Parabola! ^i'll ^shut ^up^now."

"A magic eraser, but for my bar tab."

"I got fired on my first day as a paramedic for trying to revive everyone with true love's first kiss."

"I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday I'll tell you what, never again"

"With all those 'thoughts and prayers' on Facebook it's amazing people are *still* dying."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you My girlfriend told me this one today, I was impressed"

"Graham Gates | Facebook Here is his YouTube channel too http://www.youtube.com/watch?nomobile=1&v=yIohIslPIMU"

"Apple products of late is a crime against good design The iPhone battery case should be charged as an accessory"