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Joke of the Day
"I only came to this school reunion because one of you've got my Wu Tang tape."
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"Roses are red.... Violets are blue-ish, If it weren't for Christmas, we'd all be Jewish!"
"What are the voices in my head saying, I hear you all ask..."
"Size matters... My penis looks huge when it's next to a map."
"roses r red violets r blue sunflowers r yellow i bet u were expecting someting romantic but no this is just gardening facts"
"every coat is a fur coat when your cat sleeps on it"
"first day at school?"" Mother: ""Did you enjoy your first day at school?"" Girl: ""First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?"
"God Said to Phil ""Come Forth and Receive Eternal Life."" Phil came fifth and received a toaster."
"""Scientology"" is a combination of ""scient-,"" meaning ""science,"" and ""-ology,"" meaning ""science."" And it just gets stupider from there."
"What do you call an a cappella group made up of suburban white girls? Basic Pitches"