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Joke of the Day
"God Said to Phil ""Come Forth and Receive Eternal Life."" Phil came fifth and received a toaster."
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"I don't stereotype.... I type with one hand."
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"Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, ""Is it hot in here or is it just me?"" The other one looks at him and replies, ""HOLY SHIT, A TAKING MUFFIN!!"""
"why do people do drugs for fun like have you ever tried mac n cheese"
"What's black and full of holes? Michael Brown"
"New children's book I'm working on: ""Nobody poops but you, you disgusting little freak""."
"If kids get their mouths washed out with soap for saying naughty words are we supposed to wash their hands for typing them?"