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Joke of the Day

"""Scientology"" is a combination of ""scient-,"" meaning ""science,"" and ""-ology,"" meaning ""science."" And it just gets stupider from there."

"Needed one cotton ball. Two were left. Took both so one wouldn't feel lonely. I also have strong feelings about the last two pudding cups."

"what do you do with someone that is having a seizure in a bathtub? Throw in a load of laundry."

"How to make $500 fast Attach it to a rocket Credit: 4chan"

"Why did the bishop love Walmart? 'Coz the boys pants are all half off."

"I just participated in a silent disco. Well, I got drunk at the morgue."

"What are your go to jokes? I was at an event the other day and someone asked ""So... anyone know any jokes?"" What's everyone's ""go to"" joke in social situations?"

"[tattoo parlour] ME: I'd like a tattoo as a tribute to my dad. He loved gardening & now he's dead, so maybe like a skeleton mowing the lawn?"

"Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor? Because these colors don't run"

"Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was auhmonahahha"