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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an a cappella group made up of suburban white girls? Basic Pitches"
Next Joke
"*sees oven left on ""What moron left the oven on!?"" *tries repeatedly to turn it off ""WTF!? Stupid oven!"" *realizes 425 is the time"
"So a neutrino walks into a bar... Bartender: ""Can I get you a drink?"" Neutrino: ""No thanks, just passing through."""
"Asked my friend what's he's going to wear for Halloween... ""Probably a condom."""
"Hillary Clinton Style Condoms! *Rigged for her pleasure*"
"The first step to admitting you have a problem is having a problem."
"What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver? The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green."
"I hate perforations They're tearable"
"Why did Hitler kill himself? He got the gas bill."
"My sex life..."