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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red.... Violets are blue-ish, If it weren't for Christmas, we'd all be Jewish!"
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"For my SysAdmins and DBA's: Why did Hitler secretly want to work on MySQL? .. just so he could rewrite my.cnf"
"Man from Nantucket There once was a man from Nantucket, with a dick so long he could suck it. As he wiped off his chin he said with a grin, if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it."
"What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll!"
"Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year"
"There must be a child in my rectum.... 'Cause you're kiddin' my ass!"
"The circus serves as a great analogy for marriage. You're either walking the tightrope or holding a chair because you told her to calm down."
"I had to defrost the fridge last night before bed. Or foreplay, as she calls it."
"And in that moment, the Ninja Turtles realized that in a way, ALL teenagers are mutants."
"This is a long one but here goes... Knock Knock"