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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get shot? A: Because Donald ducked."
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"Torturer: I will break you Me: Do you wear that hood to hide your sadness? Torturer: *broken* ah hell man I just wanted to be a chef"
"Have you heard of that family fun game Beat the Parents? Talk about a double standard."
"For all you non-native English speakers out there... ""Read"" is pronounced like ""lead"", while ""read"" is pronounced like ""lead""."
"The best thing about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that lonely bed of yours. Left, right, middle, whatever."
"An exhibitionist is discussing retirement with his wife. But after talking it out he decides, ""Actually, I think I'll stick it out one more year."""
"What does the L in Samuel L Jackson stand for? Motherfucker"
"Let me clarify that I am not racist. We have a black in my family tree. We just haven't cut him down yet."
"Did you hear about the African man who refused to accept the fact that he couldn't swim? They say he died in denial."
"The only thing that bakes at room temperature. Stoners."