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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard of that family fun game Beat the Parents? Talk about a double standard."
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"(True story) So my friend saw me browsing this subreddit and he said... ""Is this a subreddit for really bad jokes?"""
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"Why did the veggie band sound horrible live? Because they were missing a beet."