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Joke of the Day

"Let me clarify that I am not racist. We have a black in my family tree. We just haven't cut him down yet."

"""Don't move or she's dead"" was the last thing the wife heard before the husband started tap dancing."

"What did the Jewish child molester say to the kid? Hey kid, do you want to buy some candy?"

"What do your mom and a camel have in common? They both spit."

"Dad, I'm not high I swear! says a kid to his dad, to which the dad replies: ""Five minutes ago, you threw your hamster through the window screaming ""Pikachu, I choose you!"""""

"My brother's doctor says he can no longer play video games, and he's taking it very hard He's inconsolable"

"If I had $1 for every time somebody called me a racist... black people would rob me."

"180 degree Celsius = pi radian Celsius"

"Her:How long before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"" Dr.:No one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."

"There's a 100% chance the Republicans will discuss Starbucks cups in a debate tonight, so remember that when they ask how they lost in 2016."