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Joke of the Day

"Torturer: I will break you Me: Do you wear that hood to hide your sadness? Torturer: *broken* ah hell man I just wanted to be a chef"

"I'm in a joint World Cup/NCAA Bracket pool. I have Portugal/Wofford/Belize/Kansas/Mexico/Wofford/Qatar in my Sweet Seven."

"You ever get so drunk you write your social security number in the tip slot on your bar tab?"

"Q: Did you hear about the new blonde hoodlum? A: She runs around spray-painting her name on chain link fences."

"I will not eat a donut. I will not eat a donut. I will not eat... I will not eat a third donut. I will not eat a third donut."

"Did you know in judaism there is no hell? Hitler changed that"

"Is your refrigerator running? Because if so I'll probably vote for it."

"post and comment hey nice jokes"

"whenever my mom criticizes me i yell ""it's probably genetic"" and run out of the room as fast as i can"

"You know what's wrong with baptism? They don't hold them under long enough."