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Joke of the Day

"For all you non-native English speakers out there... ""Read"" is pronounced like ""lead"", while ""read"" is pronounced like ""lead""."

"PLEASE NOTE...The charity event tonight for men that can not ejaculate as been cancelled. . There's just not enough people coming"

"100 ways to reach me: 1.) Text Me. 2.) Call Me. 2.) E-Mail. 3.) FB .... 98.) Homing Pigeon. 99.) Signal Flares. 100.) Voice Mail"

"What do you call a blowjob from a ginger? Redhead"

"Unemployed people I have some jokes about the unemployed. Actually it doesn't matter none of them work Edit: I do not mean to cause any offence to the unemployed it is merely meant as a joke."

"My grandfather was treated very badly by the Germans in WW2. Passed over for promotion time and time again."

"My girlfriend was crying after she had a miscarriage... I said, ""don't worry hunny, at least it was still born..."""

"Mrs. Claus must be pretty dissatisfied. After all, he only comes once a year."

"Did ypu know premature ejaculations are hereditary? It comes in your jeans."

"Some dude told me he's had 100 times more girls than me which made me laugh so much because 100 x 0 is still 0."