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Joke of the Day

"What did the cookie farmer say? ""I've been raisin' cookies."""

"I just tried to kill a spider with hairspray He's still alive, but his hair looks amazing."

"MOVE CHEESE!! Get out of the whey!! Credit to some youtuber."

"Your password must include 5 minutes of interpretive dance, 15 excerpts from contemporary fiction and 1 word made up by Shakespeare."

"I tried to buy admission to the World-famous Knife Museum... ...but people kept cutting in line."

"""LOL"" is the new way of saying ""I really have nothing to say."""

"I broke up with my girlfriend, who was into Astrology She was an Earth sign, I was a Water sign. Together, we made mud. Credit to Rodney Dangerfield, a great...."

"Borderline Crazy!!! A passenger plane crashes on the border of Tanzania and Kenya. Where are the survivors buried?"

"What's white, red, black, blue, and doesn't like sex??? The 9 yr old in my trunk!!!"

"My fly was down the entire day & I didn't notice. So I'm taking him out for drinks after work. Hopefully that'll help cheer him up a bit."