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Joke of the Day
"If I had a dollar everytime I saw a hipster... I'd have an obscure amount"
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"Go to an open house and ask the realtor if they'll stand in the basement with the door closed so you can hear if screams are audible outside"
"There is a big fat naked guy and another naked guy behind him who has a big nose. The front guy turns around, what happens to guy behind? He broke his nose."
"Your ex is posting passive-aggressive spiritual memes again"
"What do you call a lamp you send in the mail? Lamp post"
"I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu, judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words."
"WIFE: Don't be scared of him. Tell your boss you quit. ME: Ok, I will. [later that day] ME: I quit BOSS: WHAT?? ME: I said, nice squid"
"Marriage Law ! If you marry one girl, She will fight with you ! If you marry more, They will fight for you !"
"How Long is a Chinese Mans name. Yes, yes it is. Old joke my grandpa like to tell."
"the existence of groundhog implys the existence of skyhog, treehog, oceanhog"