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Joke of the Day

"MSNBC: Racist gets what he deserves! FOX: What's next, thought crimes? CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird"

"What's the answer for question #2? 2.B or not 2.B"

"*hears Siren's song* *eyes glaze* *walks in a trance ten miles* *breaks window to donut shop* I'm here, Mistress. *eats everything* *dies*"

"Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6? Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was"

"A girl next to me in the trai sneezed. Me: bless you She: I have a boyfriend A few rows behind us : I'm vegan"

"What do you get if you group 8 sodium atoms together? Batman."

"God I'm so stupid I was looking all over for my car keys, turns out they were on my head the entire time."

"Secret: Something which is told to one person at a time."

"If emotional scars were visible, strip clubs would go out of business very quickly."

"Nothing kills a good party buzz like the paramedics showing up and acting like drama queens."