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Joke of the Day
"It's weird that gasoline smells good but tastes amazing"
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"My girlfriend wanted to have sex in the back seat of my car And she wanted me to drive."
"Cute Pirate Joke What is a pirate's favorite fast food restaurant? Well, you might think that it'd be Arrrrby's, but they are actually quite fond of Long John Silvers."
"What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in her wheelchair"
"Want to take a look at my benefit package?"
"Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands. This is always funny because it never grows old"
"*Knock Knock* ""Who's there?"" HOLD THE DOOR!! HOLD THE DOOR!!! HOL THE DOOR! HOL DA DOR! HO DA DOR! :'("
"All the guys here in San Francisco are super nice. They keep asking if they can push my stool in. Even when I'm already sitting down or there are no chairs around."
"My sister's husband overdosed on Viagra... she took it hard."
"Ever hear about the Latino doctor that collects inkwells? Nobody expects the Spanish ink physician."