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Joke of the Day

"Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?. Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac."

"Clark Kent: Only kryptonite can kill me. Perry: What do you mean? Can't regular things kill you? Clark: Oh shit. Which guy am I right now!?"

"Our relationship is like an extra chromosome It's all downs from here"

"A Hispanic, African-American, Jewish, Native American, and Asian man were walking down the street. They were part of a parade that celebrated racial equality."

"How do you make a baby cry? Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again."

"""Knock Knock"" ""Whos there?"" ""From"" ""From who?"" ""Its pronounced, From *whom*!"" Sorry for bad joke, please leave your criticism! I need it to make funnier jokes! P.S. its not!"

"Why did God make farts smell? So that deaf people could enjoy them too."

"Half my family is Catholic, the other half Jewish, so when the tweet contest theme is ""guilt"" I pretty much have it in the bag."

"Ahhh, Christmastime... Is my favorite time of year. It's the only time of the year that my wife isn't griping at me to take down the Christmas lights."

"What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist? Someone who shows up to your door for no reason."