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Joke of the Day
"How does a vampire get through life with only one fang? He has to grin and bare it."
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"My boss asked me for a brief word. I said ""underpants?"" and we laughed and laughed and I'm clearing out my desk."
"So there are some salads in jail... So one of them says, ""Lettuce go!"""
"Banned an 80 year old man for life from attending NBA games. What's that? Like maybe 10 years?"
"Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman"
"Studies show there is actually intelligent DNA in women. But unfortunately most of them spit it out."
"What country has the highest concentration of pool players? Irack."
"About four minutes into any run I decide to work on my personality instead."
"Bought a jug of detergent that said it will clean 126 loads. ...So why, after 3 washes, do my sheets still glow under the black light?"
"50 Shades of Letting People on the Train Know You're Not Getting Laid"