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Joke of the Day
"I felt shit today My finger went through the toilet paper"
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"Why were 9/11 victims the fastest readers? They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds."
"Q: What type of monster really loves dance music? A: The boogieman."
"I'm going to have to rethink my time machine rental business. People keep bringing them back a day before they rented them."
"Hitler sponsors a 10k... He calls it the ""Master Race"""
"What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets? A woman."
"What do you call a fear of horned bovines? Aurochnophobia."
"I identify as a creeper from minecraft Because I become unstable when people get to close to me"
"Honey, do you think if we met now instead of 15 years ago, we'd still marry each other? {turn to see husband shaped hole in the wall}"
"Bernie Sanders isn't a Messiah. He's just a Jewish guy sacrificing himself to save millions from their own sin and ignorance while being insulted the entire time. Clearly no basis for a religion."