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Joke of the Day

"You never really see how toxic someone is until you breathe fresher air."

"Just found out that 'aaaaarrrrggghhhh' isn't a real word I can't tell you how angry I am"

"Customer: There's something wrong with my hot dogs. Waiter: Sorry I'm a waiter not a veterinarian."

"Women's magazine Page 14: accept yourself as you are Page 15: how to lose 5 Kg in 2 weeks Page 16: best cake recipes ever.."

"I wish there were more dry sex acts like dry-humping. I think I'd really enjoy dry 69."

"What's the difference between a Penis and a paycheck? Penis is the male reproductive organ. Paycheck is a check that used to pay an employee for his work."

"My biggest problem with passive smoking is having to follow the smoker around."

"I've been reading a book on North African History It's very moorish."

"Why did the lion get lost? Cos jungle is massive."

"My weekly retreat is simple: driving alone down country roads for a couple of hours with tunes cranked up and singing loudly to livestock."