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Joke of the Day
"You never really see how toxic someone is until you breathe fresher air."
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"Jobs are like relationships. You have them, you cry about it. You don't have them, you cry about it."
"Whenever I utter the word 'sober' I wash my mouth out with alcohol."
"What's another name for a chicken testicle? Fowl Ball"
"I'm gonna name my daughter Retarded So I can say yes whenever someone asks me if I am fucking retarded"
"I'm a necrophiliac... ...but my friends seem to be cool about it"
"Pasta Diet 1.. You walk pasta bakery. 2.. You walk pasta candy store. 3.. You walk pasta Ice Cream shop. 4.. You walk pasta fridge."
"""We invented sex"", proudly said the Greeks ""we introduced women into it"", said the italians"
"""I really have no idea how to pronounce my name but I won't admit it."" Guys named Geoff."
"Why don't Southern girls engage in orgies? Too many thank-you notes."