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Joke of the Day

"I personally don't believe in bros before hoes or hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis."

"Where do cats go after death? Purrgatory"

"The World's Shortest Joke Two women were sitting quietly."

"What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll? People keep ripping me off."

"I'm married, yet the only person that willingly goes down on their knees in front of my crotch is a 72 year old suit tailor named Pablo."

"Why is Ironman a superhero? and Ironwoman a command?"

"Opinions are like assholes.. Everybody's got one; Most of them aren't that pretty; and No one needs another one."

"What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ? Big holes all over Australia !"

"Not now brain... ...this is a job for stupidity."

"Zen master: Do you possess the Buddha nature? Me: Well, I've spent 49 days under a tree. But that was just laziness."