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Joke of the Day

"I personally don't believe in bros before hoes or hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis."

"The Amazing Spiderman was good but they didn't cover the part in his life where he co-founded Facebook...I assume that will be in the sequel..."

"Stephen Hawking says we've got about 1,000 years to find a new place to live. That isn't even enough time for my girlfriend to pack."

"The real winner in the Mayweather Pacquiao fight.? The Bookmakers"

"I already won the lottery. I'm a white male born in the USA."

"What do you say to a kid if they give you a picture? That's pretty shit mate. My 20 year old cousin who has no arms can draw better than you. You have no talent, deal with it."

"Life is all about perspective The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen."

"what do you get when you spell dyslexia gangnam style? sexilady!"

"An Mexican, African American, and Jew walk into a bar... the bartender says *get the fuck out*."

"Did you hear about the award winning scarecrow? He was out standing in his field."