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Joke of the Day
"Back in my day we used to only have chalkboards. The new whiteboards they use are Remarkable"
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"What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back 4 seconds."
"A Jewish kid asks his father if he can borrow $30... The father says, ""$30! Do you have any idea how much money $20 is? Where am I going to get $10?"
"Joe Dirt 2 was so bad Amazon Prime should have released it yesterday"
"I came all the way from New York.... and boy are my hands tired"
"Jokes What do you get when you cross a chicken and a bed"
"Why did the string theorist return his vacuum cleaner It was only the standard model"
"Tarzan's Marriage Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage? Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three."
"SON: I'm moving out as soon as I turn 18 and you can't stop me. ME: [pumping fist] If you insist."
"Hmmm... Should I be a TA or a ""Lady of the night""? ""If you wanted people to fuck you for money you could just continue being a TA. I get told I'm fucking people's lives all the time."""