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Joke of the Day
"Sorry I can't go out. My phone is too old to hold enough charge so I live by this outlet now."
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"If you press this button, you will get a piece of cheesecake but one person on earth will die so- *me already pressing button* sorry, what?"
"What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ? You can't keep a good man down !"
"Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime? Prism"
"How can you get a cannibal to go away? Give him the finger."
"I forgot how to throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me."
"A man walks into a bar... A man walks into a bar and says: ""Hey bartender! I fucked your mum last night!"" The bartender looks up and replies: ""Fuck off dad, I'm working."""
"What is hail ? Hard boiled rain !"
"What are OJ Simpson's favorite keys on a computer? Return Home Slash Slash Backslash Shift Shift Shift Escape"
"holy crap a guy actually gave me his number and i didn't know what to do so i panicked and sent him a picture of a dead bird?"