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Joke of the Day
"She thinks I drink all day when she's at work. I don't... I stop just before she gets home"
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"Why do black cats never shave ? Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !"
"What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music? I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music."
"Why did God make women last? He didn't want someone telling him what to do"
"im the guy responsible for throwing the chicken in the air for fried chicken commercials. i will never reveal my secret method's"
"what weighs more on the moon than on earth? a helium baloon"
"I'm sorry, I don't see why you can't have a crack house AND have it tastefully decorated."
"Do you guys like corny jokes? Because I have some absolutely a-maize-ing ones!"
"""Look guys! No hands!"" -captain of the Titanic"
"I don't always tell Dad jokes... But when I do, he laughs."