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Joke of the Day
"She thinks I drink all day when she's at work. I don't... I stop just before she gets home"
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"To a woman, sexual harassment is when a man makes advances towards her. If a woman makes advances towards a man, we call that getting lucky."
"What's the difference between a hippie girl and a can of beans? You would still eat the beans after a month in the woods"
"Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea? The Oyster Bunny!"
"There are six American flags on the Moon. Five of them are still standing. Due to the strong UV radiation, they are all completely white by now. So it looks like the French landed there."
"What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut? Coconuts have hair"
"What's a virgin's favorite Christmas song? ""Single Bells"""
"You'll find there's truly so much beauty in the world if you'll just look at the right desktop wallpaper websites"
"Breakup My girlfriend told me she was breaking up with me over the phone yesterday, I don't know why I could hear her just fine on my side."
"Have you seen the movie Constipated? That's because it hasn't come out yet."