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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut? Coconuts have hair"

"What is Shrek's most annoying problem? Swamp Ass."

"A friend and I saw a man killed at the canned goods factory... It was a jarring experience."

"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress up her as an altar boy."

"My wife asked me: ""What's the most risky, dangerous food you've ever eaten."" Me: ""wedding cake""."

"Why does everyone hate German sausage jokes? Because they're the wurst."

"While your honesty is refreshing, I am regretfully unable to accept your chat request, IWillDoYouAnally23."

"What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons? The temperature of their caffeine"

"My superpower is getting behind the person who is obviously refinancing their mortgage at the ATM."

"You know what really gets my goat? El chupacabra"