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Joke of the Day

"There are six American flags on the Moon. Five of them are still standing. Due to the strong UV radiation, they are all completely white by now. So it looks like the French landed there."

"What would Jesus do? Today, take Mary out to Olive Garden."

"I'm not sure who looks more frightened & confused when someone knocks on my door, the dog or me?"

"Girl, you're like school in june.. No class."

"Every Woman has a V, What am I? I start with a ""v"" and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes."

"I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister."

"Common ground among the German people What are the German people in agreement with when discussing over-entitled children and expired sausages? That Spoiled Brats are the Wurst"

"What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot? Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another."

"What does a cat say when its trapped in a box? Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt"

"What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common? They both have little boys' jeans half off."