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Joke of the Day

"You'll find there's truly so much beauty in the world if you'll just look at the right desktop wallpaper websites"

"*puts on shirt* *shirt rips because of my muscles* *gets yelled at for ruining 5yo's shirt*"

"What's brown, dirty, and sticky? A stick"

"You have 2 coins that make 30 cents, one is not a nickle... One is a Quarter and the other is a nickle. I'll see myself out..."

"My friend brought me to a club for philosophical digging. It got pretty deep. ^*I* ^*tried*"

"NSFW: What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your ass."

"INTERVIEWER:How good are your public speaking skills? ME:*from behind a tall plant in the office, I throw a piece of paper saying 'Decent'*"

"How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land baseball? He throws four meatballs!"

"Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny? Because it makes cents (sense)."

"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"