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Joke of the Day

"You'll find there's truly so much beauty in the world if you'll just look at the right desktop wallpaper websites"

"Why was the smurf's hat blue? Cus it was sad."

"We had a pop quiz in culinary school today. It was a piece of cake."

"If my wife ends an argument with ""Fine, do what you want!"" I'm pretty sure the words ""If you do, I'll stab you in your sleep"" are implied."

"When a chicken pukes at a party... is that called a PARTY FOWL???"

"Hundreds of creepy clowns terrorizing people across multiple states. On the bright side, they can all be picked up in one police car."

"Hi. We noticed you Googled ""How do I keep IT from seeing my browser history"" yesterday at 3:21pm. How'd that work out for you?"

"What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator"

"Drugs don't ruin your career. Drug tests do."

"Shout out to Pringles for admitting they're addictive, unlike cigarettes and heroin the two biggest liars of the snack industry."