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Joke of the Day

"To a woman, sexual harassment is when a man makes advances towards her. If a woman makes advances towards a man, we call that getting lucky."

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"3 blind mice walk into a bar... ...but they are unaware of their surroundings so to draw humour from their situation would be exploitative."

"Did you heard about the cardiac arrest victim? He was shocked when he survived"

"Once I've read about the perils of alcoholism I've decided to stop... ...reading."

"Winnie the Pooh band-aids may look cute but are useless on stab wounds."

"The Garden of Eden must have been one exciting place if the most tempting things were apples."

"Knock,Knock joke Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him."

"What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber? The way they pronounce ""unionized"""

"What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty"