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Joke of the Day

"To a woman, sexual harassment is when a man makes advances towards her. If a woman makes advances towards a man, we call that getting lucky."

"What is worse than a worm in a cherry? Half of a worm in half of a cherry."

"Before I destroy a wasp's nest I like to capture a single wasp and tell it my entire diabolical plan."

"The taco shop gave me napkins, don't they know I'm a professional burrito eater? That's like giving condoms to a porn star."

"Had an extra four seconds today so I learned how to play the bongos."

"Why did the stoplight turn red? You would too, if you had to change in front of all those people."

"Any crime sounds better if you add the word ""silly"" to it: ""silly murder,"" ""silly rape,"" etc."

"A nose walks into a bar The bartender said ""I can't serve you, you are already off your face"

"What's the difference between a dick and a joke? You can't take a joke ( )"

"How do Icelandic dogs bark? Bjork Bjork"