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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a hippie girl and a can of beans? You would still eat the beans after a month in the woods"

"What's the weather like in the ghetto? A little muggy."

"Donald Trump has a new book coming out The Art of the Feel"

"Hey mind if I try some of your chloroform? Sure knock yourself out."

"My friend just joined a reggae band playing the triangle, he says it's easy... All he has to do is stand at the back 'n' ting."

"I work at a furniture store. My boss asked me to label and price all the new items. I said, ""Hey boss. How do you want me to label this stone armchair?"" He said, ""No man, clay chair."""

"Q: What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it? A: a $20 bill"

"If Donald Trump's Hair turns out to be a wig then... There'll be hell Toupee."

"After we got the divorce she let me have everything. Except the jewelry, and of course something to keep it in. I call it ""the house"".."

"If you ask for ice water in the south they look at you funny, down here they drink something called ass water?"